-Check out this kid’s popped collar, spiked hair, and super cool earring. Each one is bad in their own right…but together!? He must be joking, right? Nope…he is in my class…he wears this at least three times a week. I bet the ladies are loving it. (Ugly and desperate ladies)

-This woman has to be at least 45 years old. She is committing several crimes (abuse of animal print, leggings that don’t match, and dressing too young). If this was my mother I would politely call DFACS to send me to a new home.

-Kat (19, from Savannah, GA) is the epitome of stylish and cute. I love everything from her boots (thank goodness there is no fur) to her basic simplicity that still makes her stand out. She is a great example of how you can look great without overdoing it.

-I am all about self-expression and creativity. This, however, is scary and weird and I am pretty sure he offers little children candy. I got pretty close to him…just for the picture’s sake…but otherwise, I would definitely keep my distance.

-Nikki (19, from Ellijay, GA) demonstrates that a vest CAN be worn correctly. Look and learn people, she got it right.

Comments (0) Apr 28 2008

-Shannon (19, from Fayetteville, GA) kind of looks precious/ adorable/ cute as can be/ Maggie Gyllenhall’s identical twin/ and simply perfect. I love everything about her. And that horse…seriously…AWESOME.

-Homegirl is wearing a satin black ruffled prom dress with rainbow flip-flops and double strand pearls at 3 in the afternoon. I don’t care how pretty you are, this is just plain idiotic.

-Here is Tim (27, from Athens, GA) giving some well-needed fashion advice to his buddy Wesley. Other than being a good listener to Wesley, kicking ass and taking names, rocking hard for The Whigs, he is also one of the few people to pull off sideburns well. He does them justice.

-I typically love bright colors. They can be so much fun, and they bring a lot of attention…buuuut sometimes you don’t need to bring quite so MUCH attention. Please put on some black.

-I don’t think Rasaan (19, from Buford, GA) knows Dem Franchise Boyz…however, he looks mighty buff and stylish in his black tee. And I do believe he gives Superman a run for his money.

Comments (1) Apr 27 2008

Unofficial definition of sunglasses:
Dark-tinted glasses, worn for a variety of reasons.
1: If it’s a bright day.
2: If you have been given a black eye and want to conceal it.
3: You are making a (not-very-good) attempt to conceal your identity.
4: You are a complete tit who thinks wearing sunglasses makes you look like a gangster or a pop star or something.

…if your face is ugly, wearing huge oversized sunglasses that take up 3/4 of your face and make you look like a gnat…isn’t going to fool a blind person.

Most sunglasses are fine…but please stay away from:
White retro Raybans
Designer sunglasses that you can read from a mile away
Paris-hilton-wannabe oversized shades
Croakies: honestly, WTF

Good:

BAD:

Retarded:

Comments (0) Apr 24 2008

-I cannot imagine walking into a store and saying, “Yes, I would like to spend my hard earned money on these tacky Hawaiian print pants.” These are ugly and dig into her crack. Don’t get me started on the purse.

-WOOF. She is even schlepping around campus in heels. What a shame…she actually thinks she looks cute. I can’t go into specifics because this entire look is an overall tragic mesopotamia.

-I like this out of pity. He really REALLY likes sailboats. I think this fella is the only person ever to look good in this. Him and only him. God bless his unfortunate soul.

Comments (1) Apr 22 2008

-They say a picture is worth a thousand words. This one is the first chapter in the bible on how not to wear animal prints. In this woman’s defense, she has no idea how to dress. And it was very mean of me to take a picture of her. BUT! Let this just be a warning to the general public: on an overall basis, I am not a huge animal print fan. Maybe a little zebra detail on the cuff of a shirt…nevermind… its ugly. And unless worn exactly right, its trash.

-Sweetheart, a vest is going to look GREAT around your torso…ESPECIALLY when it is so tight that you can’t button it. Its VERY flattering. Unless you are Justin Timberlake or you are wearing a three-piece suit…stop wearing vests. Just stop.

-Julian (26, from Athens) is straight pimpin…looking for a smoked turkey sandwich? With a cute musician on the side? Oh, just proceed to the left. Listen to Julian, he knows cool…. www.thewhigs.com

-Oh say can you see Robert (19, from Atlanta, GA) is wearing color and propaganda in a marvelous way.

-Really??? Leggings under cut-off shorts? Which is worse? At least her ass cheeks aren’t hanging out…but I still can’t justify it. And on another note: if you haven’t washed your hair in the last 78 hours….a hat isn’t going to hide your cheese nasty rat’s nest.

-Dakia (20, from Lithonia, GA) must have this most ridiculous closet: she is fly in purple red and white from head to toe. I LOVE it….she looks so great. Keep on keepin’ on.

Comments (1) Apr 21 2008

-I broke a cardinal rule: taking pictures of people at night. I couldn’t resist this one though. Horizontal stripes are fine and dandy if you look good in them. Unfortunately, this only accentuated her “plumpier” areas…which could easily be concealed with the right ensemble. This did not stop her, and she still felt sexy (good for her…however… spare me!) and I predict she ended the night with a VERY classy dude. (side note: stop the “oomph hump” hair. It isn’t attractive on 98% of the population, and the 2% that can pull it off typically know better)

-I’ve always think foreign people are a bit off. I think we all do and don’t admit it.This is John, (18, from “Germany”) and I honestly could not tell if he was lying about his country of origin. He was a strange cat to say the least, and I didn’t want to insult him by asking too many questions. Awkward encounter, but it suits his style. I can’t say I love it or hate it…its one of those looks that are so different that I think it has to grow on me. Let me get back to you on this.

-Hakim (21, from Lawrenceville, GA) was not thrilled to be photographed. Jessica (19, from Lawrenceville, GA) is cute and bright and alternative, and I dig the neon shoes. Ashley (20, from Taccoa, GA) could use some advice from her friends…sorry. Dusty (19, from Atlanta, GA) is cool and hip and I love it.

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-Holly (21, from Houston, TX) is the essence of cool. I dig her laidback style and those shoes are dabomb.com. Go to Nine West and get them: they are easy and go with a ton. However, I can’t guarantee you will look as good as her. But everyone has to start somewhere. Start with the feet…and work your way up.

-Ew ew ew. This photo doesn’t give justice to how much exposed skin was on East Campus Express yesterday. I don’t care how flat your stomach is, this is just white trash bad taste. Save it for the strip club, and definitely not right after lunchtime.

-Morgan (22, from Alpharetta, GA) combines looking stylish and using her PR skills harmoniously. Check out her local pop rock band the modern skirts: www.modernskirts.com

Comments (0) Apr 18 2008

-”Just because you wear David Yurman doesn’t make you cute” -David, (21, from Marietta, GA) puts life in perspective. He is truly the definition of fabulous. Just look at this man meat, hes got it GOING ON from head to toe. He is one of those guys that looks like he loves his life… which is not sold in stores and money can’t buy. David: can I be president of your fan club?

-Mina (20, from Lawrenceville, GA) is the kind of girl who always has her shit together. She wears heels to class without looking like a hoe. She takes her time and makes a statement without clashing too much or overdoing it. Keep up the good work, I really appreciate it.

-I hate that this girl has convinced herself that this is cute. No, it isn’t. I’m all for matching shoes and purses, but too much is just too much. Homegirl, this is too much. Please go home and start over.

Comments (0) Apr 16 2008

- I wish I could have staged this, but that would have been too easy. It must have been awkward for these two guys today at the bus stop. Did they spend the night together? Are they both realizing that they look like tool bags? What is going through their minds as they approached one another? All I know is that God put me there to document it.
Sometimes you are lazy. But if you honestly don’t have 7 seconds to put on a pair of pants… and don’t get me wrong, I love wearing sweatpants…you really might need to reorganize your life. I’m not asking for jeans or khakis… but I don’t need to know what your nasty ass sleeps in, especially when they are ratty old Sponge Bob pajamas. Spare us all: put on some pants or just don’t get out of bed.

Comments (0) Apr 14 2008

We get it. You begged and begged your parents last year for a cable ring or the signature opened cuff bracelet. This year, they caved around the holiday season because I swear I can’t make it 10 feet without being blinded by the same pieces of jewelry. I’m not saying it isn’t pretty, it just isn’t original anymore. Stop buying it, its officially over.

Comments (1) Apr 11 2008

-Natalie (21, from Marietta) knows that friends don’t let friends wear leggings under their running shorts, as she wags her finger to this “look.” How did this terrible fashion evolve? I understand leggings were all the rage, but if you have thunder thighs, please realize a thin layer of spandex isn’t going to conceal NADA. This look just doesn’t make sense! Thank goodness Natalie knows better than to leave the house this way.
Leggings are losing momentum… and I think it is because of reasons like this:

Comments (0) Apr 10 2008

-Danielle (19, from Hampton, GA) is seriously one of the coolest girls you will ever meet. I wish she would have let me take a picture of her bootyful badonkadonk, girlfriend is stacked. D-Baby is working to start her own magazine (not the one she is holding ironically)…and there is nothing more stylish than a driven woman.

-Bryce (20, from Warner Robbins, GA) looks like a charming Southern gentleman from a mile away. Its a bit frat-tastic for my taste (I could do without the Croakies), but he looks like someone you can take home to Grandma… which I believe is the look he is trying to achieve.

-Kathryn (22, from Atlanta, GA) pulls off an exotic print exactly right. Well done, I love that jacket, and I would like to borrow it when you are done.

-I admit it: I stalked this girl for a good 20 feet. She struggles on so many levels. I’m sorry, I have to get this out of my system: I hate the white Ray-Bans…not flattering. When people like THIS catch on to a trend, you KNOW it has passed. Moving on- two Vera Bradley violations later….the purse with the backpack defeats the purpose of the backpack all together. In summary: this girl is a walking fright.

-Imann (21, from Athens) transformed this old baby doll dress into a high wasted skirt. I love her innovation….now you see how an old trend can be turned into a new one. Use your knowledge and teach the world.

Comments (0) Apr 09 2008

Dabney (22, from Marietta, GA) is so unbelievably adorable, I don’t need to explain that to you people. And good lord I want to stick her in my pocket and have her as a snack around 4:00. In other words, I think she looks awesome.

Chris (22, from Alpharetta, GA) is dressed as a typical UGA guy. His lack of effort is simply a man’s quest to wake up and get through the day without screwing up too bad. The point is that he isn’t trying to be something he isn’t, which is something I respect. And props to getting his potassium in, which is great too.

Jill (19, from Tyrone, GA) is a prime example of how you can dress good during the day, and still be comfortable. She rocks the belted look without overdoing it. Kudos!

-Anonymous (age? hometown?) is commiting a fashion crime that I am just tired of dealing with. Wearing Ugg boots with shorts defeats the purpose of both articles of clothing. Wear one or the other in the correct manner, and you will be excused. Please get this out of my face, I’m over it.

Jay (23, from Marietta) looks like his crotch is begging for a break. His poor testicles are being scrunched! However, Jay is a great guy, and he pulls off the “capri” look because he is using it for function, not fashion.

Katlyn (21, from Pittsburgh, PA) gets it right by being simple, comfortable, and cute all at the same time. And she is probably ridiculously nice and fun…one of those girls I wish I had a valid reason to hate.

Comments (1) Apr 08 2008

I got some great pictures today….but before I post them, I just thought I would share some things that are just unneccesary in our day to day lives. I only walked around for a little bit today and stumbled upon some TERRIFYING news: GAUCHOS are still in? Ladies, ladies, ladies: camel toe should be outlawed, and there is clearly a reason gauchos rose and fell so quickly, they are a curse to the female genitalia. GROSS. I am officially banning them.

Comments (0) Apr 08 2008

I bite my tongue with each quilted tacky bag that passes my way, but I can no longer hold it in. Every girl has one, but why? They are heinous and look like a diaper bag full of poop.

Use your voice, speak up! With each fugly bag that you see, slap the owner! Actually, I don’t condone any violence of any sort, but extreme times call for extreme measures. Lets make this world a better place, one step at a time.

Comments (1) Apr 03 2008

-Grandma (200, from USSR) is sporting this season’s hippest trends. She rocks the patchwork pocketbook, hankerchief, marijuana leaf(?) brooch, and most importantly: she is smokin’ in the Canadian jumpsuit: jean top with jean bottoms. Staying classy in the classic city, there is nothing better. (If this is your grandmother, I’m really sorry, I couldn’t resist.)

Jeremy (22, from Macon, GA) looks like he is about to go play four-square on the blacktop; Jake (21, from Marietta, GA) appears to have grown a claw with 6 fingers, but sports horizontal stripes that don’t make him fat. Spencer (20, from Augusta, GA) seems to be having a good time wearing those sunglasses that people buy when they are for free at every bar-mitzvah. And finally, Christopher (21, from Savannah, GA) is struggling with any fashion sense, and got dragged into this picture by his friends. But he was a good sport and therefore he is spared from harsh judgement.

Daniel (21, from Atlanta, GA) somehow managed to pull this look off. I’m loving the orange, but maybe men’s capris aren’t the best idea. Oh well, he was really fun, outgoing, cool, and his relationship status is single. Right on.

-Meryl (20, from Minneapolis, MN) has such a great and funky look that completely works for her. I love her messenger bag and blingin’ gold watch. (you can click the picture to see it better)

Comments (0) Apr 02 2008

-Bo (21, from Chattanooga, TN) is wearing one of the coolest shirts I’ve ever seen. St. Olaf: the hometown of Rose Nylund from the Golden Girls. Anyone in the Golden G’s fan club is a winner to me.

-Morgan (21, from Peachtree City) looks like the ideal Southern girl. Not to mention cookies are ALWAYS in fashion…of course the classy girl chooses the classy chocolate chip. I guess I’m more of a snickerdoodle type of gal.

-Nicole (20, from Athens) looks like a flower child in her long dress, a big trend coming this summer. I appreciate it when people do their research. Its less work for me. Good job!

-Elaina (20, from Atlanta, GA) is scary nice (think Smurfette mixed with Marsha Brady living on Leave It to Beaver) and and cuter than any button I’ve ever had, and I have a lot of buttons. I love her floral purse and red lipstick. Her friend, Brittany (20, from Columbus, GA) looks so well-put together and chic. I have no idea why she was so dressed up, but if she were interviewing with me I would hire her on the spot. Brit-brit has it together. (Not to be confused with the other Brit who is far from having it together.)

Comments (0) Apr 02 2008

cDarryl, (19 from Atlanta) is fly as can be. I’m a BIG fan of Air Force One’s and he pulls them off just right. Oh, and he is cute as can be, which can’t exactly hurt. I mean, I did stop him randomly on the street…and he was nice about it. Adorable, right?

Erin (25, from Baltimore) and Jordan (27, from Lawrenceville) are grad students who dress the part. I figured they weren’t undergrads because they looked too professional. Erin’s dress is from J.Crew and Jordan’s is from Target. Erin is probably pissed because she paid much more than Jordan for her look…but at least she didn’t waste her money. Loving it.

Ken (24 from Allegan, MI) wears pink like a man should. It seems to me that there is an on-going debate on if guys can wear pink…and in this case: absolutely. He wears it in a masculine way and he looks as sharp as a Ginsu.

Victoria (20, from Savannah, GA) is kind of a big deal. She definitely has her own unique sense of style and she is fun to look at it. Props, girlfriend.
-Emma (20, from Los Angeles, CA) not only looks like the shit but she acts like it too. She wore this to class, I can only imagine what she looks like when she is really dressed up. Love her.

-Best invention? The iphone…I was able to take a picture of this hot mess without her knowing. Well, she might have known, but she didn’t confront me about it. She looks like the Amy Winehouse of Athens. Woof.

Comments (0) Apr 01 2008